my biggest fear is falling and dying in the shower and my family finding me naked
when my kids ask where babies come from im just gonna show them this gif
I AM DONE WITH TUMBLR. FUCKING DONE. BUY A HOUSE IN ALBERTA AND STAY IN IT FOREVER AND NEVER EVER COME OUT.
staff at checkout: that’ll be $9.95
me: here’s $10.00
me: keep the change
"no pain no game." i whisper as i break my sisters leg while playing twister